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> > SOME TIME-HONORED TRUTHS: > >

> > 1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. > >

> > 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. > >

> > 3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. > >

> > 4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say > >> it. > >

> > 5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. > >

> > 6. The older you get, the better you realize you were. > >

> > 7. I doubt, therefore I might be. > >

> > 8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. > >

> > 9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. > >

> > 10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. > >

> > 11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. > >

> > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, > >

> > and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > >

> > 13. A fool and his money are soon partying. > >

> > 14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? > >

> > 15. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? > >

> > 16. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery. > >

> > 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? > >

> > 18. If God dropped acid, would he see people? > >

> > 19. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

> > > > 20. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

> > > > 21. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

> > > > 22. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

> > > > 23. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

> > > > 24. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? > >

> > 25. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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