You're An 80's Child If...
~ If you can remember watching saved by the bell or
full house for endless hours
~ You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the
Block members.
~ You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come on, we all
did)
~ You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like
before his nose
fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in
"Thriller" at the end of the video.
~ You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on
wrist bands at some point during your youth.
~ You wore french rolls on the botom of your
splatter painted jeans.
~ You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own
shirt at least once.
~ You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on
it's butt.
~ You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
~ You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax
off."
~ You can name at least half of the members of the
elite "Brat Pack."
~ You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle
Rock.
~ You know that another name for a keyboard is a
"Synthesizer."
~ You hold a special place in your heart for "Back
to the Future."
~ You know where to go if you "wanna go where
everybody knows your name."
~ You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was
there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)
~ You know what "Sike" means.
~ You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to
the side, and you wore spandex pants
~ You wanted to be a Goonie ("Goonies never say
die.")
~ You've heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
~ You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called
"Prince."
~ You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he
played "Sam" to be.
~ You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will-
clothing...(or nailpolish)
~ You could breakdance, or wished you could.
~ You know who Max Headroom is.
~ You remember when ATARI was a state of the art
video game system. (Remember Pong)
~ You know all the words to "ice ice baby".
~ You remember M.C hammer.
~ You can still sing the rap to "fresh Prince of
BelAir".
~ You own any cassettes.
~ You were led to believe that in the year 2000
we'd all be living on the moon.
~ You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass
collection from Pizza Hut.
~ Poltergeist freaked you out.
~ You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or
an ET lunchbox.
~ You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY
female smurf.
~ You wanted to communicate with some being named
Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the
Misfits.
~ You know what a Doozer is.
~ You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt
and felt stylish.
~ You ever had a Swatch Watch.
~ You actually spent countless hours trying to
perfect the care-bear stare.
~ You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or
Feldman).
~ You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
~ You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
~ You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
~ You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you
HAD the power!"
~ You thought that Transformers were more than
meets the eye.
~ You know what a "Whammee" is. ("No Whammy, no
whammy, stop!!")
~ Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
If you can identify with at least half of this list
then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's."
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